It's A Trap!

#include 
#include 
#include 

void theShieldIsUp (int param) {
  raise(SIGABRT);
}

void ackbar (int param) {
  std::cout << "It's A Trap!" << std::endl;
  exit(1);
}

int main () {
  signal(SIGTERM, theShieldIsUp);
  signal(SIGABRT, ackbar);
  while(true)
    sleep(1);
  return 0;
}

This was really funny to me earlier when I jotted it down. It's a signal trap that calls a function that raises a process abort signal. Get it? Yeah, not as good as it was when I was working on it...